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Personalised greeting cards, handmade in our studioUnited Kingdom · GBP £

Funny Birthday Card

£3.10

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Description

A funny birthday card for anyone who’s “not old”… just a bit noisier than they used to be.

Perfect for friends, partners, parents or anyone who will appreciate a relatable (and slightly rude) joke about getting older.

• High quality printed card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Designed and printed with care

A great choice if you’re looking for a funny, sarcastic or slightly cheeky birthday card.
Designed with a modern and vibrant look, the card features a witty message that reads, “We’re not old… we just make noise when we stand up… and sit down,” guaranteed to get a chuckle. It’s an ideal choice for him, her, or friends who appreciate a humorous, slightly rude joke about ageing.

Key features include:
– Printed on high-quality 350 gsm luxury white cardstock for a premium feel
– Comes with a high-quality kraft envelope
– Blank inside, providing space for your personalised message or joke

Why you’ll love this card:
* Premium quality material ensures durability and a luxurious feel
* Perfect for celebrating birthdays with a humorous twist
* Great for friends, family, or coworkers who enjoy a good laugh about getting older
* A unique, rude, and sarcastic birthday card that stands out from the crowd

Make someone’s birthday memorable with this funny, age-themed joke card that combines humor, quality, and heartfelt wishes. Add it to your cart today and bring a smile to any birthday celebration!

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Delivery & Postage

Our cards are handmade to order and dispatched the next working day.

UK postage options
Delivery servicePrice
Royal Mail 2nd Class£0.95
Royal Mail 1st Class£1.90
Royal Mail Special Delivery£6.90

Shipping Costs

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Important Note

We do our best to get your card to you as quickly as possible. Royal Mail 1st and 2nd Class delivery times are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates. Bad weather and delays in the postal network can sometimes affect delivery.

Royal Mail Special Delivery is subject to Royal Mail's service terms and postcode exceptions. Please allow for our next-working-day dispatch time as well as delivery time.

For more information or help with a delivery question, please contact us.

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