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Funny Valentines card - You make my thighs want to socially dista…

(6 customer reviews)

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Your make my thighs want to socially distance
Funny Valentines card
Cheeky Valentines card Full colour
Craft envelope
Measures 5 X 7 inch
350 gsm card
Blank Inside

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https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/940424898/add-a-message-inside-one-of-our-cards✨ Why you will Love This Card:
✔ Premium Quality – Printed on 350gsm luxury cardstock (14.8cm x 14.8cm).
✔ Personalised Option – Choose to have a message printed inside.
✔ Eco-Friendly – Made with FSC-certified & recycled materials.
✔ Blank Inside as standard – Perfect for your own heartfelt message.
✔ Complete Set – Includes a stylish Kraft envelope.
✔ Secure Packaging – Shipped in a rigid ‘Do Not Bend’ envelope for protection.

📦 Fast & Reliable Delivery:
• Dispatched next working day via Royal Mail for quick delivery (by request).✨ Why you will Love This Card:
✔ Premium Quality – Printed on 350gsm luxury cardstock (14.8cm x 14.8cm).
✔ Personalised Option – Choose to have a message printed inside.
✔ Eco-Friendly – Made with FSC-certified & recycled materials.
✔ Blank Inside as standard – Perfect for your own heartfelt message.
✔ Complete Set – Includes a stylish Kraft envelope.
✔ Secure Packaging – Shipped in a rigid ‘Do Not Bend’ envelope for protection.

📦 Fast & Reliable Delivery:
• Dispatched next working day via Royal Mail for quick delivery (by request).

6 reviews for Funny Valentines card – You make my thighs want to socially distance – Rude Valentines card for husband, boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife

  1. Jessica –

  2. Chloe –

    Lovely quality card – thank you!

  3. Tiffany –

    Quick delivery and boyfriend found it very funny! Good quality also!!

  4. Chloe Lee –

    Every year me and the hubby try and out-do each other by seeing who can buy the funniest rude card for Valentines Day. This year I won, hands down. Lovely quality card that arrived promptly, will definitely check out the rest of your stock when the time comes to buy another card! 🙂

  5. Jodie –

    Great customer service. Ordered the card quite late and it still came next day just in time for Valentine’s Day. Would definitely buy from this seller again!

  6. Shannon –

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Delivery & Postage

Our cards are handmade to order and dispatched the next working day.

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Royal Mail 1st Class£1.90
Royal Mail Special Delivery£6.90

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Important Note

We do our best to get your card to you as quickly as possible. Royal Mail 1st and 2nd Class delivery times are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates. Bad weather and delays in the postal network can sometimes affect delivery.

Royal Mail Special Delivery is subject to Royal Mail's service terms and postcode exceptions. Please allow for our next-working-day dispatch time as well as delivery time.

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